how come there isn’t like an “adulthood” class that teaches you how to operate a washing machine and pay taxes and make phone calls without crying
wow i have like -7 messages in my ask box calm down guys i can’t answer them all at once
not texting back is only okay when i do it
my favorite punctuation marks are ugh and omg
you know what totally sucks
when you realize that you like somebody way more than they like you and even if it’s in a totally platonic way it still makes you feel awful because you’re probably just annoying them and how often you think of them is probably more than creepy
why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently
Anonymous asked: hey, I know this may be random, but do you burp loudly?
yaaa how’d you know
i hate when people pour my cereal
they don’t know the amount of milk i like
they don’t know how much cereal i want
they don’t know me
they don’t know my life
they don’t know what i been through